I’ve deliberately locked my brother out of the house, if that counts. But never for more than five minutes at a time, and all in good fun! I’ve never signed anyone, including myself, up for a magazine subscription, so no to that! And I would never park in a handicapped space when I’m not handicapped, but I know people who do. And absolutely yes to the last one. I think it’s better to lie and preserve feelings in certain situations than be brutally honest and come off as an asshole.
sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening
#did lupin just make a subtle pun
I am having a great time! Today we haven’t done much since we’re all tired (it’s only 7:00 here but it feels like 10:00 to us), but we flew over the Rocky Mountains on our way here and it was amazing. And tomorrow we’re kayaking near the Hoover Dam and seeing a Cirque Du Soleil show! I’ve never been to Las Vegas, so it’s interesting…everything here is so over the top and extravagant. *squeezes back*
Thank you! I still can’t believe it…we were just walking down the Vegas strip and I saw something sparkly on the ground so I picked it up, and at first I thought it was just a cheap plastic ring, but I looked closer and it has “18K” engraved into the inside, which means 18 carat gold, and it also has what I think may be diamonds set in the front. It’s a bit too small for me so I can only wear it on my little finger, but I’m thinking of pawning it and hopefully getting a few hundred dollars in return. Which is probably more than I’d win at any slot machine here, too!
tumblr giveaway of thirty iphones my mom bought me. i just have so many iphones i’m giving them away. also a gold watch. i also have four brand new macbook pros lying in my house i’m giving those away too. also one of my kidneys. and $312.56 in cash. must be following me and fourteen of my closest internet friends. i’ll check. u have until four months in the future so u forget that i started this giveaway and don’t get suspicious when u don’t hear of anyone winning.
This girl that was writing everyones grades wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97
And thats the story of how i passed Chemistry
I WAS WALKING TO LUNCH AND I FOUND AN 18 KARAT GOLD RING ON THE SIDEWALK IN LAS VEGAS!!!
MY MOM SAYS IT’S PROBABLY WORTH A FEW HUNDRED DOLLARS
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
"Dont say you hate your fam-" No.
"Omg you should love your fami-" No.
"Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.
If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by your own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You dont need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.
How was it being pregnant?
Emma Watson on The Late Show with David Letterman, 25th of March, 2014
I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell
I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up
You were one inch from the edge of this bed,
I drag you back, a sleepyhead
The single greatest mashup ever, not done by me, but creds to whoever created this work of art.
im 16 again all in a rush of bright colours